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Went to bed early last night around 10:40pm. I was sound asleep and having a good dream about having an office meeting and addressing some issues that need to be called upon.

I end up waking up at around 3:30am to go to the bathroom. I guess I had too much iced tea last night and I usually don't go to bed with a dry mouth so I keep it moist...plus the lack of moisture in my bedroom sucks which reminds me to get a humidifier.

I try to go back to bed and I get a random text from someone saying to "back the hell off my girlfriend!"

So I replied back, "wrong person, please check the number and try again." Hoping that would do the trick. But the guy kept texting me telling me to "back the hell off". Finally I said, "I ain't interested in her and all women that way, so please leave me the fuck alone!" and before I could let him text back, I said, "once I find out who this is, I'll make sure YOU back the hell off!"

As if.